Me: How old are you Kaitlyn?
Kaitlyn: Two.
Alex (Kaitlyn's bro): No she's three.
Kaitlyn: My birthday's in TWO minutes!
Me: Really?
Kaitlyn: nods authoritatively
Hasam (age 4): We're going to play Fighting Animals. Is your animal a girl or boy?
Me: Mine is a girl.
Hasam: Ok, take this for your Mother's Day! (Proceeds to beat the crap out of my
poor tiny dinosaur and then throws it really hard into a the toy bin)
Ha! She's dead.
Me: Ummm ok...
Me: We're going to the Family Life Center
Kaitlyn: Ok (She then turns around and goes straight for a wall)
Alex: Kaitlyn thinks every wall is the Family Life Center
Kaitlyn: I have to go potty.
Me (after I show her the bathroom): You going to be ok in there?
I'm gonna close the door.
Kaitlyn (with her pants down): No don't. Leave it open please.
Me: Are you sure?
Kaitlyn: Uh-huh (she kinda sounded scared)
Me: Alright (Inside I'm a little anxious - I can't leave the door open with her on the toilet and everyone able to look in! What if her parents come in? So I slowly try to close the door, but not all the way and just stand in the crack.
Marissa (my supervisor): I never liked the door closed either when I was little.
These kids wore me out today!
